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Lindsay is a stunning girl that you should etransfer a few thousand dollars to just for existing and then leave her alone.
“Wow Lindsay’s so amazing, I just want to throw all my money at her with absolutely no strings attached”
Lindsay is a small town, east of Toronto. Lindsay has the widest streets and the smallest minds in all of Canada. The high-schools are a breeding ground for hick mentalities, and plaid clad sluts. 'Night Life' in Lindsay, consists of The York - with is tech-ni-color dance floor, The Grand - where the farm boys get drunk, and the farm girls, well..., and the occasional Country 105 dance at the armories. The fashion hasn't changed since the early 90's, so chunky heels, and tummy tops can be seen at every corner. None of the residents can drive well, which is why they get in bus loads of foreign people every day, trying out for their drivers license... low standards. Drugs are readily available, and the Liquor store, which is open late for your convenience, will also serve you, even if your falling down drunk. On the plus side, the Pita Pantry, on the main street, makes the best pitas in the entire world.
Stranger: 'Hi, Where are you from?'
Person who moved away from Lindsay: 'Ummm... Peterborough Area.'
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A Florida term for a girl that wont skin or cook a dead animal and can be a very hot girl.
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Sweet and compassionate. A name that reminds people of someone who is really open and with a good sense of humor. Beautiful eyes that are very colourful. Also shes ginger.....
p.s. very kinky o.o she'll do what you like... oh yeah she will !!
The ocean was very Lindsay
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1. Male form, tall, gorgeous and very talented with his hands. He is very attractive and desirable. His love-making is second to none and will take you into another dimension leaving you in another world for many hours or days. He is very, very sensual.
2. Highly intelligent with a quick rapier wit. He won't let you go without telling you a few good jokes first...or playing one on you!
3. He has a special connection with music and you may often see him with his ipod. But don't think he's 'tuned out' as he is very aware of his surroundings. He is always one step ahead of everyone else.
4. Bordering on psychic.
1. I was Lindsayed last night.
2. That guy was so funny I Lindsayed till i peed my pants!
3. I was listening to music all day yesterday getting pumped for the concert...I was so Lindsay yesterday!
4. Oh man how did you know it was gonna rain today? You must be Lindsay!
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Lindsay is a complicated gal. She has the humor of a middle school boy. Her wardrobe is full of only basketball shorts and tshirts. She is on every varsity team and is very intelligent. She can be very rude, but feel down inside has a caring heart
Person 1: Lindsay tell me a joke
Lindsay: Ur mom
A very funny, polite, lil whore who NEEDS A SHIT & SHAG 24/7. Everyone loves her tho coz she is just her true self & down to earth mate, no shame in who she is! period!
Yo have you seen Lindsay?
Nah bro i swear you were with her
Shes probs taking a phat ass shit
YO IT REEKS