minor

a stupid term dreamt up by the government to curb the teenage pregnancy rate, and to stop me going into clubs.

Gary Glitter- how do u plead on the accusation of sex with a minor?

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Minor

A rude thing to call someone under 18.

Calling someone a minor can be seen as offensive, or just plain rude. It can make you seem like a jerk or a douche if you're calling someone a "minor" if your conversation has nothing to do with the law. In a way, it could be verybelittling to them.

Minority - smaller number. Like, a religion.

Minor - a key or note. There are major and minor versions of a song.

First example, legal: "you were caught selling alcohol to a minor."
Douchy example: "bruh. You're a minor."

Minority: "yeah, my religion is a minority."

Minor: "well, let's see how this song sounds in minor key!"

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Minority

The collective noun for a gathering of Glasgow Rangers supporters/Huns.

Press releases states: A minority of rangers fans sung the banned sectarian anthem the billy boys at Ibrox on Sunday.

What this actually means: The huns were caught singing sectarian songs and we're trying to limit the damage by saying it was only a few bigots that were singing this; when really it was nearly the entire stadium.

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minority

an awesome green day song that is true punk, yet somehow manages to use a harmonica throughout the song (so cool!); the song is about as punk as you can get- it tells about individuality, going against society/authority, and hating conformity

I wanna be the minority,
I don't need your authority,
Down with the moral majority,
Cause I wanna be the minority

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Minority

Anyone who isn't straight, white, christian, or upper-middle class.

College: So tell me about yourself.
Person: Oh, well I enjoy art, engineering, etc. And I'm also homosexual and I'm a middle-lower class citizen.
College: Oh...I'm sorry, we aren't looking for applications...starting now.
Person: Wait what?!
College: Yeah we just prefer....not the minority.
Person: Bitch I paid a whole fucking $150 dollars for this interview.

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Minor

A way of saying fine; no problem.

1st Guy: 'Dude, your girlfriend just got gang raped!'

2nd Guy: 'Minor, she was a slag anyway.'

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minority

The song that really signify punk itself by the greatest Punk band ever.. Green Day. (It even comes in with a harmonica that somehow fits in with the song). It's a song about individuality and wanted to be the different from others

Girl : Have you heard Fall Out Boy.. They are really punk right..

Guy : F**k you.. The real punk is Green Day. You should have listen to Minority if you want punk

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