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Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.
I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.
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When you form a circle of at least 4 people (usually male) abd in the middle anything that can be penetrated (male, female, object) Then you pass the object in the middle around, giving it one thrust per person, until all but one person has came, and that person is named Khan, making everyone else in the circle his/her bitch.
I came 4th in the 5-man Mongolian Roundabout I was so close to being named Khan.
A historically influenced sex position based on reverse cowgirl. To perform mongolian bareback, the female must be riding on top in reverse cowgirl and kill an enemy with a traditional bow and arrow.
I had to special order a traditional bow and arrow last night so that me and my girl could do the Mongolian Bareback on the battlefield tomorrow.
when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.
Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.
Xiao Fang
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"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."
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An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.
The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.
or:
The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.
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when you take a shit in the public showers
i was going to shower but somebody left a mongolian surprise
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