Random
Source Code
Random
monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.
Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?
Person 2: monke.
Person 3: monke good.
250👍 10👎
When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!
146👍 7👎
monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull
i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die
74👍 5👎
Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?
Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.
Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen
Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!
*epic battle scene*
*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*
Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*
*monke god summons*
Monke god: u have done well bro
Dude 1: Yes god! I have!
Ending
283👍 27👎
A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish
God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation
375👍 39👎