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The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"
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The sexual act of having intercourse on the beach,pulling out,dipping your member in the sand ,and then reinserting it.
"Just as Judy was about to cum,Tommy slipped her a Sneaky Neptune and sent her over the edge"
One of the best sailor guardians in sailor moon crystal i feel like she in love with her ¨Cousin, a.k.a Sailor neptune¨ hehehe
Me: *cosplays as sailor Neptune*
Random dude: You look good but who are you
Me: Sailor Neptune?
My friend: SAilorr NePtUnnnNNeeee
Random guy: ..? Kk den bay
when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop
*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss
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To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?
Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.
I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?
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When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack
Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss
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