Pork Nudge

When you get ya meat fondled

Damn man. All I wanted was a lil pork nudge.

Nudging Fudge

When you are hittin it good from behind and pull out occasionally to rub the penile tip around her poop chute in hopes of getting her to give the green light go for a little anal action.

I was nudging fudge last right with Rachel but all I got was an Uhhh Uhhh every time.

Net nudging

Pushing up against the net on the back of a front seat of a car.

"Can you move your seat, I'm net nudging here"

Wink wink nudge nudge

Also followed by "know what I mean, know what I mean." Meaning quite often something off color or taboo that can't be said outright and must be aluded to. Monty Python coined this but. Whilst the person says the line they are nudging the receiver of the word play in the ribs with a fair amount of camp.

I was with your mum last night. She's brilliant. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean. Say no more say no more...

Nudge the Fudge

To engage in anal sex.

Woah! I can't BELIEVE that she let me Nudge the Fudge. I wasn't expecting that turn of events!

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Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

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Stubby Nudges

When your nudges are stubby.
EX: armpits that you just shaved get stubby aka your "stubby nudges".

Omg my nudges are already stubby gosh I hate stubby nudges