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When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.
As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"
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When you nut on a girls braces and they look like pearly gates
"bro I gave Ashley pearly gates last night"
"nice bro"
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Well... Pearly joy is a gem of a girl, she's very gemborific and can pull of some mean footy pjs.
Guy: who is that?
Guy2: that's pearly joy stupid! Can't you tell? She's wearing footy pjs!
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When you bust a load on your girlfriends braces and it dries so you cant see the braces and then she has pearly whites
Dude i gave that biaocth a pearly whites.
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A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
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slang term for the greatest organ ever, the pussy!
dude, last night i crossed the pearly panty gates
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Emma: Will, I've been meaning to tell you som-
*Will kisses Emma*
Emma: That was a Pearly White Harbor!