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A bald-headed woman (in reference to Britney's chrome dome).
Dude did you see that britney shears walk by? Yeah, she was hella sexy!
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Thing that Homebase don't sell
I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears
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When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets
I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now
Weak ass fuckboy that doesn't know how to treat a girl. With his tiny, microscopic dick, he makes girls run away at the scene. No one wants him and he can't please anybody with his tiny dick.
Dalton Shears- usually a fuckboy with a tiny ass dick
The term used for shaving your loved ones back.
"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"
"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"
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Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.
"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."
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"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"
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