shelf

the area just above the penis which girls prefer shaved

kyle, john, and kenny's shaved shelf is much better than joe's non shaved rainforest. it feels better against my vag than the amazon.

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shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

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Shelf that

To put something away in the back of your mind or forget about something.

Person 1: Yo I'm so mad I failed my test

Person 2: Shelf that bro!

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Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.

"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"

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shelf

really good situation

legend--> the end of a ledge--> a ledge--> a shelf

i got you a present thats proper shelf

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shelf

a recently invented athletic sexual manouver similar to a WWF smackdown move.

the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy

matt used the shelf move on leia last night and broke something in her vag

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shelf

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

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