speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

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spear

when someone is sleeping and you cum into their ear.

When Jonny is asleep somebody should spear him.

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Spears

A famliy from louisiana, all inbred idiots, who dont diserve what they have. they ruin there lives by doing dumb shit like its some kind of promotional stunt and eventually drive themselves to insanity.

britney spears, jamie lynn spears, enough said.

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speared

when running with a erection and bumping into someone

When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her

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Spear

The ultimate move of moves, Like a tackle but 100 billion % Better!!!!!! This move can solve world hunger,
Also the most holiest moves of Woot
As used by Ringo, Sir Crips and him( Yeahyou know who.. that dude with the Face), Sir Calum of The Brotherhood of the Woot

spear em all spear em all

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Spears

An anachronistic way to die in the modern era.

Hym "I miss spears..."

Iam "How do you mean?"

Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."

Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"

Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."

Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."

Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."

Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"

Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"

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spear of destiny

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.

Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.