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when your about to cum from a bj and you yell surpirse surprise and shoot her in the head and fuck the bullethole
I surprise surprise but i get blood on my cock
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The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.
Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.
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When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.
“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.
Jack: dude, that’s gross.”
During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.
"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"
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When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time
"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"
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Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.
- "Surprise, bitch.
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
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When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming