Take You down to Pittsburgh

When a person wanks off a man with their armpit. Can also mean anal sex

While watching the penguin's game in the local bar, a woman in a Steeler's jersey comes up and asks, "Can I take you down to Pittsburgh?" The man replies,"I got 10 minutes."

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Take him down to Kansas

To kill someone and have sex with their dead body. (Necrophilia is technically not illegal in Kansas.)

Bill Gates is so hot, I would love to take him down to Kansas.

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Take You Down To Brown Town

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.

You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

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taking the rope down

Removing the rope climb from the gym class curriculum rather than shaming the four fat kids who can't climb it. Often used as a metaphor for the pussification of America by comedian Adam Carolla.

Santa Monica could really crack down on the homeless but instead they're just taking the rope down and letting them continue to urinate in our parks.

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Take you down to Chinatown

To offer another an evening of heroin and gay sex.

As he tapped his foot under the wall of the neighboring stall, Jeff quietly whispered "I would like to Take you down to Chinatown".

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take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

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Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

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