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The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!
There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!
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A phrase used by elementy school students and the most common way to get one of their peers to stop doing something.
Girl: Stop pulling my pigtails!
Boy: Whadda you gonna do about it, huh?
Girl: I'll tell.
*Boy runs away from girl*
A term of disapproval. Similar in meaning to "tsk tsk".
Trek tell, why would you do that?
You're such an idiot, trek tell.
An expression. i.e. being very honest with a friend or acquaintance when answering their questions or telling them what you think about a particular situation.
Laura: Why do none of my relationships last more than a month or two?
Brandon: Well, that's because you expect too much from the relationship. You conceptualize the man you think you need to have to be truly in love, therefore, all other guys seem inadequate for their faults compared to what you fantasized in your head.
Laura: "....."
Brandon: Are you offended?
Laura: ...Actually no, I appreciate you telling it like it is.
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Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.
Josh: You're telling porkies you are!
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An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.
Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!