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A ping-pong game in which each player is drafted a random toy to strategically place wherever they wish on their opponent's side of the table in hopes of hitting the toy with the ping-pong ball during the game, thus making it virtually impossible for their opponent to return your hit. When the game comes down to Sucker's Serve another toy, preferably Joker Van, is tossed or wheeled across the table at the time of the serve by Anton himself in hopes of ruining the serve.
Nick: You wanna play ping-pong?
Mike: Not really.
Nick: How about Anton's Ping-Pong?
Mike: Fine, but I hope I am drafted Barbie since she is a large target due to her long hair.
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A show traditionally found in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia, where scantily clad girls shoot out various objects from their vaginas, including fruit, goldfish, and ping pong balls.
I was in Bangkok for work and came across a ping pong show where Yum-Yum ejected a goldfish from her pussy into a fishbowl.
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A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.
'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'
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Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.
The ping pong wizard is a chump.
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A game of ping pong where the stakes are your clothes. Similar to strip poker.
I owned Jenny at strip ping pong.
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A sport which includes the same instruments as usual ping pong. The aim is to 'ping' or 'pong' the ball into the opposing teams goal. The goals are usually replaced by things like bins or boxes in amateur games but in the LCPPL (Leith Crazy Ping Pong League), currently the only "Crazy" league in the world, use standard 28 by 28 cm circled goals in singles, and 12 by 19 cm in doubles. Triples rules vary. The players are allowed as many touches as wanted and the bal IS permitted to leave the table and bounce on the ground. One of the most important rules is that if the ball bounces off the ground and then lands in the goal, the player that awarded the point is given double unless it was an own-goal. Crazy Ping Pong is known as Air-Bound Hockey in U.S.A and Ireland.
Let's play Crazy Ping Pong.
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"Email ping-pong" is the act of email correspondence between two people getting out of hand or control.
It usually starts of with a comment, opinion or observation that becomes misunderstood or misinterpreted by the recipient. The recipient then responds with comment, opinion or observation...and so on. It is not uncommon for participants to ping-pong 10, 20 times or more before they realise they haven't got a clue what started it all in the first place!
The act of email ping-pong might start quite innocently!
Ping - Dear ^+*%$#,I noticed blah, blah, blah...
Pong - Dear *£*'@}$, As you should be aware... (how dare you tell me what I should do)
Ping - Dear ^+*%$#, I am perfectly aware... (Get your head out of your arse)
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