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Rasmus

Simp.

Rasmus รคr en Simp

by Yeetmil July 4, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rasmus

Rasmus is the best guy you can ever meet. He is funny, smart and very loving. It's always amazing to talk to him and he will always be there for you. If you have a Rasmus as a boyfriend you are the luckiest person in the world. He is able to be a very romantic person but if the mood is right he's really good at making you horny. Rasmus has the greatest dick and the greatest personality. He is perfect in every way and the only thing that might be negative about him is his low self esteem. He is the best lover you can ever have.

"Hey, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Rasmus became my boyfriend today"
"Wow that's so lucky"

by Karolina2007 November 22, 2021


Rasmus

Rasmus is the type of guy that sounds gay but says he's not.
He's the person to be on his phone during a concert.
He prob went to spain and fucked a girl named Elsa in the bathroom.
He loves alcohol and posting videos of him doing shots and vaping on his public snapchat story.
He's the "gay" guy ur girl hangs with.

boy: r u sure rasmus is gay?

girl: rasmus , have u even heard his name? ofc he's gay! we even kissed and he touched my ass and we're only friends!

by KLADDKAKA May 1, 2023


rasmus

Finnish rock band who many people have labelled as 'art in music form' which is bizarre because I see nothing artistic about this band. All i see is a frontman with very stupid hair who looks as if he is suffering from an ongoing overdose of heroin, with a very irritating voice. and Lauri, the lead singer, has unfortunately created a swarm of teenage girls in the gothic sub-culture who say he is 'hot' because they want to try to be rebellious by claiming to have a soft spot for extremely weird men.

If you want to listen to music with a point, listen to Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Lou Reed. and for the user who said 'so-called music fans who don't like new stuff like the rasmus are hated', not everyone has to like new music, especially if it is a pile of crap.

by BadLieutenant November 6, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


rasmus

verb meaning to get fucked up the ass (not literally)

1.you know when you've been rasmus'd
2. what i wouldnt do to give that boy a good rasmus i tell you

by Nobby July 26, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rasmus

Seriously SHITE band from Finland, they all need shooting and dismembered. Their mothers are all Belgians.

The SPAZMUS are shite!

by M.C Clart March 5, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rasmus

A Finnish band that sounds like *Nsync attempting to go goth/punk/rock/emo after the latter band found out that pop wasn't cool anymore.

(Un)fortunately, they miserably fail at their attempt to "rawk".

*annoying boyband voice with uplifting fake-rock backbeat* Sooooommmetiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmess...

"In the shadows" is a god-awful song.

by Raven and Anne June 6, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž