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Fornication in Wuhan China without wearing a surgeon’s mask or condom
Damn, did you hear Jake banged that chick on his business trip in Wuhan without a cock-sock or N95? Dude took the fast track Wuhan Express route for coronavirus.
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(noun) - Romantic partner gained during the COVID-19 pandemic.
"I started dating my Wuhan Boo during the COVID-19 pandemic that began March 2020, before the zombie commie robot sphinxes took control."
When you know who gave you Covid the first time so you purposely bump into them when you get it again.
I'm going into work on monday to give my boss the old Wuhan Revenge.
When your partner bats you off
I went on a date last night and she wouldn’t have sex with me but we did go to Wuhan
The act of opening a door, gate or pressing something with your shoe instead of your hands, to avoid catching the corona virus and practicing proper social distancing and hygeine.
"Hey Bill, can you please press the elevator to floor 8?"
"No worries Fred, I'll just give er' the old Wuhan Tap!" *roundhouse kicks button*
Bens name when it was realised he had coronavirus
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The Wuhan Whistler is a sex act identical to the "Cleveland Steamer" with the added requirement of the shitter having consumed a bat within the past 8 hours. (after thier last bowel movement and before the act)
I can't wait for this to die down so that I can get on the first plane to China for another Wuhan Whistler.
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