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A system quarterback is one who is perceived to be successful but not extraordinarily talented. The term was originally meant to diminish the inflated statistics of players who run spread offenses.
Essentially, it meant the players had strong numbers because they ran an effective offensive "system" rather than being extraordinarily talented.
The implication is that they can win when surrounded by strong talent, but were less of a prospect at the professional level. It is becoming less of a negative tag, as more teams use offensive systems rather than relying on a star.
The opposite of a system quarterback would be a John Elway or Dan Marino who could win a game back the strength of their arm - with or without a strong system
Examples of system quarterbacks are 1989 Heisman Trophy winner Andre Ware of Houston (46 touchdowns, 4,699 yards senior year at Houston - was a pro washout); and Colt Brennan of Hawaii - drafted by the Washington Redskins.
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A broken, outdated system used in the United States that teaches kids to give up their dreams and become doctors, lawyers, etc.
Full of gigantic amounts of homework, stress, pressure from parents and teachers, sleep deprivation, depression, bullying, and suicide.
Can lead to a school shooting if taken to the extreme.
Person 1: Did you hear Bob killed himself?
Person 2: Its because of this terrible school system.
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1. Elite beings who Bel Air, Rickroll or Kenobi unsuspecting Christians.
2. Any who commit humorous acts of deception, esp. during broadcasts.
Anchor #1: "This email is from Billybob who writes 'My favorite passage is from Revelations 10:12 - Jesus the Savior. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronii, the savior came as a large and moving Torb. Then during...' "
Anchor #2(interrupts): "That's a phony email from Ghostbusters. You just got Vinz Clortho'd."
Anchor #1: "Gollydarn! There must be some Mongolians in the system!"
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Tazzy system is the most gay heavy weapon of all time if u wanna be tazzy use dot name white skin and tazzy system
Omg he's using tazzy system!
1. A system that is completely useless that tries to "educate" children. But they really just waist their time.
2. "Teaches" kids the "basic" stuff to "survive in the modern world.
3. Shit
Man 1. Hey bro this is sooooo the education system.
Man 2. Yea man this is smells like the education system.
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The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.
I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.
The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
Sorry dude, but according to the broste system you’re just a homie.
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