peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

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Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

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rasberry tort

A Rasberry mullet good enough to lick

Did u see montells rasberry tort?

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pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

pama tort yeeae

Pama tort yeeae= bad rabid cowboy

"Wow, Bob, look at that pama tort yeeae"
"Oh, it is a pama tort yeeae"