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Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.
Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.
Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
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Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
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An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.
Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?
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A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
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Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
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Simple a place to legally stalk people
I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile
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A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve
Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
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