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a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
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A thing you say to your homie when he is dating a flat bitch.
Steve: I’m going out with Tara tonight
Me: bro you can’t fuck her personality
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Someone who loves you and will never leave you. They really mean it when they say this, they want to be in your life forever
I love you so fucking much cutie 🥺🥺❤️
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expression that usually is a retort to a "how about you" question
"How about you sell your house?"
"How about you go fuck yourself."
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i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME
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It’s a statement that you can say when people attack you for no reason and you want to take action but you don’t know how to exactly do. It’s been used from Lana Del Rey on Twitter when she was attacked by Azealia Banks for Kanye West stuff.
“You’re a fat bitch”
“Say it to my face bitch. I wont not fuck you the fuck up”
The proper response to any question in the form of: "Why don't you (do something you don't want to do)?"
Jane: "Why don't you mow the lawn instead of playing video games?"
Dick: "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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