ZJ

Something *you* obviously can't afford.

I wish I could afford that brand new Nissan 350 ZJ

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ZJ

A guy who fights in the street and uproots trees, he is not quite as tough as Mike Z

Hey look at that guy, he is a ZJ

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ZJ

From Beerfest. Simply when a woman takes your dick and Slams it in a Glove Compartment.

"Dude, yesterday i got a ZJ!"
"I know, there's still your blood in my passengers seat!"

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ZJ

If you have to ask what it is,then you cant handle it. But its GREAT!!!

DAMN girl! that ZJ was great!! i love you baby

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ZJ

when one's partner gives the scrotum a zerber (see Zerber)

I got a zj last night and it rattled my balls mmm felt kinda wierd.

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zj

A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"

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zj

Getting blown while riding a zamboni.

Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.

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