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Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.
I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel
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To beat the clock by masturbating.
Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.
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The blister you get on your pecker shaft when you've masturbated so hard and so much. It only gets worse if you keep beating off. But why would you when it makes your Peter popper poop so good?
I don't have a girlfriend. I only have beat off blisters.
An expression typically used in the American Midwest to describe any song on the radio that is truly pleasing to the ear canals.
*Livin’ on a Prayer comes on the radio*
Person 1: “Aw man this is beat off music!”
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Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.
Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.
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100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off
use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.