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A black female who loves everyone, who deals with a lot but is usually completely radical, & hypocritical. She encourages and supports her own race to the fullest, but then call whites ‘racist’ for doing likewise. She always talks about being black, and about black women and how they’re the ‘blueprint’ & are ‘queens’. She’s the type of black female who’d yell ‘cultural appropriation’ in everyone’s face then justify her selfishness by saying “we got hated for embracing our culture so nobody should ever embrace or celebrate our culture but us!”
Her very unrealistic and flawed thrive for equality clouds her rational judgement, which is why she ends us being a bit insufferable. She’d typically care more about ‘police brutality’ than things actually affecting their communities like single motherhood, feminism, and crime. She has a great heart though.
Jacob ( hot white boy who supports Trump, that we pretend isn’t cute because he supports Trump): Breonna Taylor wasn’t sleeping, her death is a result of her boyfriend’s inability to protect her. The police never fired at her, the shot simply catch her.
Tiana: Breonna Taylor’s death is a result of racism in America, she’s not getting justice because America hates black women!!!!
Jacob: you’re such a basic black girl, calm down.
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Black girl crazy means getting really loud bobbing your head Point your fingers waving your hand and squaring up ready to fight for no reason at all.
The woman at the counter was being impatient while I was digging for a quarter for my Bud Light she made me feel like I didn't have money so she made me get black girl crazy.
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What a sneaky bitch does to get something for free at a cash register.
Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
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Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.
My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?
It gon rain we gon die.
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The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot
The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*
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A black female who loves everyone, who deals with a lot but is usually completely radical, & hypocritical. She encourages and supports her own race to the fullest, but then call whites ‘racist’ for doing likewise. She always talks about being black, and about black women and how they’re the ‘blueprint’ & are ‘queens’. She’s the type of black female who’d yell ‘cultural appropriation’ in everyone’s face then justify her selfishness by saying “we got hated for embracing our culture so nobody should ever embrace or celebrate our culture but us!”
Her very unrealistic and flawed thrive for equality clouds her rational judgement, which is why she ends us being a bit insufferable. She’d typically care more about ‘police brutality’ than things actually affecting their communities like single motherhood, feminism, and crime. She has a great heart though.
Jacob ( hot white boy who supports Trump, that we pretend isn’t cute because he supports Trump): Breonna Taylor wasn’t sleeping, her death is a result of her boyfriend’s inability to protect her. The police never fired at her, the shot simply catch her.
Tiana: Breonna Taylor’s death is a result of racism in America, she’s not getting justice because America hates black women!!!!
Jacob: you’re such a basic black girl, calm down.
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a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood
sometimes plaid
Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!
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