nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

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catch

When you catch something, you see it.

Eminem-&-Dre's 4GOT BOUT DRE: "One day I was walkin' by, wit' a Walkman on, when I caught a guy give me an awkward eye (What you lookin’ at?)".

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Catch

To receive testicular torsion by baseball

I was a catcher yesterday, and now there is one

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by-catch

Too inadvertently woo the friend(s) of the girl/guy one is actually pursuing.

Bro: I've been trying to get on Hannah but I think her friend Emily likes me now.

Bra: Dude, she's not a bad by-catch.

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Catch it

To catch.
Pronounciation: Cat-shit

If said out loud.

"Hunny, why did you catch it on the carpet?"

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catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

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Catch and Sniff

A play on the phrase "Scratch and Sniff" Smelling your own fart by cupping the air around your butt with your hand, after farting, and bringing it to your nose.

I hope my farts don't smell too bad ... I'm going to have to "Catch and Sniff", to make sure, because I have a hot date tonight.

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