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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

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cottage cheese wings

Giving a girl oral sex during a yeast infection.

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.

by KY Jellie September 2, 2006

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cottage cheese booty

A booty with dents

Oh man, her booty looks nasty , she has a cottage cheese booty.

by WhoKee November 12, 2013

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Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.

"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."

by SconnieJoe November 19, 2015

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cottage cheese legs

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.

That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

by ihatebuffering March 7, 2011

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Cottage Cheese Cunt

A very lose, very fatty vagina.
Generally has 3 or more STD's.

"Man she had a nasty cottage cheese cunt"

by Storrrrmmm September 1, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cottage cheese thighs

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs

Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2007

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