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When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.
Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen
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A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....
"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."
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Fat ass nasty whore who dates swimmers.
Yo Andreas been to Dairy Queen yet today?
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The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."
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An ice cream that also sells hamburgers, fries, and other crap. They seriously miss-named this place. I mean, I don't really see any milk or cheese there.
Dairy Queen should be called Ice Cream Queen, since it suits it better. Plus, they could have the stupid semi-rhyming crap.
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A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.
I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen
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A shit with a curved end to it.
Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.
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