cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness
person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;
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erm what the deuce?!?!?! (derogatory)
when something weird just happened
i just blew up a hospital!
erm… what the flip
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When something is so unexplainbly cute/adorable that you can't help but outburst with "Erm mha gherd."
*notices a baby-kitten* "ERM MHA GHERD"
Another word for "Oh my gosh"
I like to play around with my words and also sound retarded and funny at the same time ya feel me
erm mah gush did you see her new shoes they are so kwel
a better way of saying "um"
what you say when youre like "wtf"
Person 1: "yo i just took the fattest shi ever"
Person 2: "erm.."
This usually means that the person is either surprised with what you said and or shocked. But in often times this means that you said something out of pocket and made something that could have offended them.
"Like she can't even fight like NO offense like I know she's your friend but.."
" erm..? what are you even talking about right now..?"