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Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.
That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.
A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!
To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.
Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring
16👍 7👎
Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
14👍 6👎
A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?
Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
The bunghole. The rectum. The anus.
Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.