Guava Juice

Idk. It's just fun to say. Juice from a guava, I'm presuming. Whatever a guava is.

(Instead of cursing for those too cowardly)

"OH, GUAVA JUICE! THAT REALLY HURT!"

Guava juice

Very good. Very good dipped in Rits crackers.

"mfasfpadf so good'
"What're you drinking?"
"guava juice with rits crackerssSSS mmm"

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

salty guava

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

guava head

Slut who gives a lot of fruit snack blow jobs

ugh dude, that guava head gave such good fruit snack blow jobs last night!

Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!