Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

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heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

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armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

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Heifer Dust

The origin of the term HeiferDust (aka Heifer Dust) was a common saying during the 1920’s to 1940’s. The term was used when someone was talking nonsense or rubbish, and the other person calls them out.

HeiferDust has also been linked to a
Spice, seasoning or a rub for meats, vegetables, etc. There are a few different recipes online. There is also a seasoning or spice company with the same name.

An example of this saying can be found on the 1969 tv series, High Chaparral in the first 45 seconds of the “Widow from red rock episode.”

Our grandfather who was born in 1899, used the term frequently in the 1970’s when all of the grandkids were being loud, he would get over stimulated and say “awe HeiferDust” then ease on out of the room to a quieter area.

I make the best chili in the entire world! Someone would then reply to you by saying “that’s heifer dust!

yellow heifer

A light skinned black woman. Used among African American to insult one another.

Charice is a stupid yellow heifer. Nobody likes her.

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Skeno Heifer

A prostitute who babysits children and secretly tries to make the children in her/his care a prostitute

Creg I think the babysitter is a Skeno Heifer

hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.

Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"

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