Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.
Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."
A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason
Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
I ate doorknob last night
if you say this your saying your dumb
i ate a rock
A silly stupid line from someone...
Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger
Person 2:Wait what?