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vaccine informed

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

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vaccine informed

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

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vaccine informed

Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.

My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.

by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019

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information superhighway

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.

"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994

by Aqua_Mann August 6, 2007

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Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.

Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.

by bob3d July 25, 2018


information overload

Disorientation, frustration, or confusion resulting from too much mental or visual stimuli or attempts to process or organize multiple tasks simultaneously (See also io).

"I've been on computer all day--Newsgroups, IRC, IM, e-mail, surfing the Net. I've gotta cut down on the self-induced information overload."

"The first week of my freshman semester was total information overload."

"I didn't want to go back to the hotel, but after a day in downtown New York, I was suffering from information overload."

by treehead February 19, 2007

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Information Superhighwayman

A high class pirate, dealing in only the finest stolen software and music.

Piracy has such a bad connotation. I got my copy from an information superhighwayman

by mcdoubledefdp June 9, 2010