jump

the time it takes for you to smell a fart after it expels from your anus

matt said his jump was only 2 seconds and mark said his was so fast it didnt even exist

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Jumping in

Typically used in the Gang community. to initiate a new member they kick their ass for a pre determined amount of time.

"all little carlos has to do to be member is to survive the Jumping in"

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jumped

when you get attacked by a group of people

I just got jumped by a gang of lebanese

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jumped

to be attacked by two or more people

Did you hear Steve got jumped at the club last night?

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jumped

to randomly have a shit load of guys to run at you and beat the living fuck out of you.

holy shit johnny got jumped at the candy store yesterday.

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Jump in

Underagers getting random strangers walking past to go into a shop and buy alcohol for them, literalluy jumping into the shop for them. Usually targeted are junkeys, alcoholics, students and foreigners.

OriginatedGlasgow/ any poor area with drink problems

Jason " How are we gonna get that booze for tonight"

Jonny " Theres a tramp over there. Come on lets get a jump in.

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Jump on it

An epic dance, that EPIC people do.. It is not idiotic in ANY way.

If all fails, jump on it. You can make your own lyrics, too.

"What's up ginger's, what's upppp? x2"
"GINGER'S, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON ITTTT"
Awwww yeahhh. ;D

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