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Kettle

Something that scares Shoto Todoroki.

*Something scares Todoroki (unusual but oh well)* Wow! Another kettle!?

by Bakugou's wife October 19, 2020

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Kettling

When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.

Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.

by Professor Wow December 8, 2006

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Burp in the kettle

An act of defiance on the last day of a job whereby you burp in the kettle.

I hated my job at AGA so much that on my last day I just had to burp in the kettle.

by Beanius September 11, 2014


Wit Kettle

A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.

โ€œWhat is life? What is wit kettle?โ€

by hoesmad69 June 11, 2019


Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 October 30, 2006

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Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.

Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...

by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018


Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016