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A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.
Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!
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Chocolate is one of the fifteen main reasons to be reincarnated. The others are unimportant.
Come back for the chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...,
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Rick: Bitch!
Venessa: What?
Rick: Chocolate.
Vanessa: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
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Hershy, Ghiradelli, Dove, dark, white, milky, etc. Usually acts as medicine for your PMSing friend or girlfriend. A great romantic gift. The secret to life.
Boy:I'm really sorry I forgot your birthday.
Girl:You should be.
Boy:I brought you this chocolate
Girl:Awwwww. Thank you Johnny.
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i love the feeling
of it moving in my
mouth. drippy melting
gooey stuff, i just
can't get enough
if it's only just
a candy, that's only
not enough. the
endorphins it releases
are filled with peaceful
stuff. the shiny tinfoil
wrapping, and paper over
that, makes me think
of what i want even
more because it's wrapped.
the smell of burning heaven,
of melted yumminess, i like
my chcoclate so
much, i think i am
possessed.
it's about chocolate, and chocolate is very sensual, as is the poem... just read it and try to imagine what was going through my mind at the time... you must know that i had been on an all chocolate diet at the time that i wrote that poem.
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Chocolate is my favoritest food in the whole world!!!
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noun or verb; another word for sex or sexy, since they're both addicting and sweet.
"Alexis was the best piece of chocolate I've had in the last few months!"
"Gimme a little more of that kind of chocolate and I'll really show you my sweet tooth."
"I like it warm and chocolatey."
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