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explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray
Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.
A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.
I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.
That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.
I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro
"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"
An indecisive bi-sexual woman.
"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"
Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc
Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.
someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation
1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.