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String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

by CheesamusMaximus June 12, 2020


String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019


string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019


Can you string my cheese

to peel back foreskin on a DICK

Hey sugga TITIS can you string my cheese uwu mommy ;)

by DankonDS March 3, 2022