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What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
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When you ask a girl nicely to suck your dick.
A reply that is used when someone offends you.
Hey you bitch! Suck a dick bitch!
Suck an alien dick bitch!
Suck my dick, you stupid bitch!
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Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)
I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
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A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.
"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."
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A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
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Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.
Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat
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I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.
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