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When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.
Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.
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a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)
Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal
Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!
Mrs. Phiefer: ...
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When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.
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The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.
Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.
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when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose
Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.
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Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse
Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!
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Something that happens when you are a fuck-maniac.
My ex-girlfriend's vagina is swollen because I fucked her so hard.
"Yo, Linda has such a swollen vagina now."
"How so?"
"I fucked her so hard last night"
"That's rad!"
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