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To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.
When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.
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Pens, penis.
A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :
Singular
(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene
Plural
(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*
(* or alternatively penitrabus)
The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :
Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.
The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :
Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens
if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media
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Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.
After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.
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Noun: virginity. To "lose your pen" is to "lose your virginity". To "borrow another's pen" is to "fuck them", in simple terms.
1. I got into bed last night and borrowed Emily's pen.
2. Felicia, guess what? I lost my pen to Bejan last night.
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It originated from the name of the male reproductive organ. It is the same shape and in some cases it is probably the size of yours if you are a guy reading this. Don't get fooled by pen and penis. Don't forget to put a space after pen when it is followed by the verb is, otherwise you would have spelt penis. See exemple below.
That pen is miniscular.
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A place to keep small farm animals, such as horses and goats in places such as a fare.
Look at that horse in the pen!
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