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To poop on the beach by the treeline.
I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.
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To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.
Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.
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the act of blowing your load all over a girls face, titties or any other body part for that matter
dude, did you unload your bag all over that fat bitch from school yet?
I totally had to unload my bag on that broad last night
Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.
Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess
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An action taken after spotting a live dowdell in the wild.
I feel better after unloading an MP5 clip into that dowdell
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Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation
I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule
When you have a date with REALLY hot chick and you want to have more staying power.
Me: I've got a date with Rebeeca tonight
Friend: You better pre-unload. She's so hot I shoot my wad in 5 minutes just thinking about her!