want someone

To have the urge, or strong desire, to have sex with someone.

"I want someone. Someone meaning you!"
"I want you too. So bad!"

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Want of Bee

The incorrect usage of a phrase in a sentence. Originating from the use of the phrase "want of bee", instead of "wannabe". Primarily used on Internet Message Boards, but has also branched out to all facets of life.

The following are examples of want of bee:
"If she wasn't such a pre-Madonna. You could probably get into her pants."

or

"These fossils date back to the pro-magnum man."

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Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

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Help Wanted

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

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For want of a nail

A parable of exponentially cascading consequences.

For want of a nail a horseshoe was lost,
For want of a horseshoe a horse went lame,
For want of a horse a rider never got through,
For want of a rider a message never arrived,
For want of a message an army was never sent,
For want of an army a battle was lost,
For want of a battle a war was lost,
For want of a war a kingdom fell,
And all for want of a nail.

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want it bad

The state of being sexually frustrated.

"I want it bad and I think you do too...so let's get down"

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Wants the d

Basically when a girl wants a guy's d, d for dick, d for digit, d for depth, you get the idea..

Vicky likes this guy called Dom, she was thinking of nicknames for him.
"I know what she'll call him! She'll call him om, cause she wants the d"

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