you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below

"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

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do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

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You need to go to jail

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius

“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”

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Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

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You need some milk

The definition of you need some milk means to suck tits and/or have bigger tits nigga

Alex said "you need some milk." To luz then luz asked "what does that mean?" Then Alex said "get tits!"

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all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.

Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

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