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Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."
Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"
Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."
Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
A euphemism for when a male makes money from his (female) partner selling herself for sex.
A derogatory term, with 'fridge' implying that the said partner is frigid, or otherwise unresponsive to the speaker's sexual approaches.
"Hey Jake, you're wearing some top threads today! Have you Come into some money?"
Jake: "No, man, I decided to sell the fridge in High Town. Seems she's more popular than I would have guessed, especially on a Saturday after the pubs close."
A faggot saying for faggots who don’t know what the words selling or money mean
Dave: He’s selling the money!
Everyone: Shut up faggot.
When a nerd sells an item after realizing it's value has dropped dramatically. Usually occurs after said nerd spends at LEAST 15 minutes raging about the item.
Rich - "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
Rich - "STUPID RUNES!"
Rich - "Gotta Rage Sell to cut my freaking losses"
An aspect that is stressed when selling a product or service to others.
"This cute guy asked me out, I wasn't gonna go due to Hair Migration, but then he sent a vid of his puppy."
"So... the puppy was the selling point?"
"Yeah. I guess the guy's surplus, but I'm such a sucker for dogs."
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man