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Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there
That bollock gargle was amazing hunby
A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”
“Omg you squonk bollock”
INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows
Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....
You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!
The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.
The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.