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April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!
Guy 2: LFG!!!
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When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes
Person 1: Hey I'm listening to Don't Bring Me Down
Person 2: Ok.
Means "Bring weapons"! Known from the movie "Desperado"!
- Jim, I need you to get over here!
- Ok, I'm on my way, dude!
- And Jim?
- Yeah?
- Bring your guitare...
- OK, I hear you! Just hang in there, OK?
A death core band that I, honestly, couldn’t give two shits about either way. They’re good, but I’ve only ever listened to two of their songs.
I will say this, though, they produced my favorite song TO THIS DAY AND ONWARD, wonderful life.
Me: *Singing silently* nobody cares if I’m dead or alive, oh what a wonderful liiife.
SO: Hey, whatcha doing?
Me: Just listening to wonderful life by Bring Me the Horizon
SO: Oh sweet, can I listen?
Me: Sure babe, take a seat.
When you dad takes over the dance floor with moves that you have never seen before but really do like. Spectacular dancing performed at a wedding by elder members of your family that get applauded by the younger generation. When Grandpa busts a move on the newer pop culture songs.
Mom and Dad are bringing the OldSpice to this party. Grammy laid it down and brought her OldSpice to the floor.