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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
no one is exactly the same, physically and mentally.
i went to my AA group last nite they explained that everyone is different and its hard to get off alcohol sometimes...
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Often used by pick me girls and the pick me boys that actually talk, they say this to look unique and quirky. It’s a poor attempt to get attention and is ironically a cliche.
Pick me girl: I’m so different, I like football and don’t wear make up. I’m not like other girls.
Normal person: I can’t remember asking.
Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.
"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."
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is it possible to be a cat from a different universe?, no.