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I teen girl who’s hella attractive, who usually looks way too sexy for her age and it’s way too problematic. She’s had an active sexual life since their early teens to compensate her own emptiness. Maybe it’s because she’s in her clueless youth… or maybe she’s just a bitch.
You’ll fall for her, she’ll make you mad and sad, and she’ll never show her tears about it, but every time she gets her consequences, she cries in her bed in the most dramatic teen girl way possible.
*senior boys talking*
“That girl acts like a bitch with everyone”
“Really? she slept with me though. She didn’t act like one”
“… She’s 15…”
“WHAT?!”
“I know… she’s a Teenage whore”
....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)
today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"
A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.
I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
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A group of turtles that loves drugs.
Person: hey whats the most famous superhero team?
Person 2:oh,easy question, TEENAGE MUTANT DRUG ADDICTS>
18 year olds have been put away by their crazy behavior but how can you blame them when once you turn highschool virson of 12 or the original teen start 13 a brain changing into a teenager is getting dumber and druged like cute once the non stop laughing monkey teenager gets attacked its the end they cant talk or stop being lazy just because they think something like wind blowing so yoo funny they think its funny to weireden others by not laughing or ever again and there are most definitly still more ages between 19 and 20 (20nonteen) and its still a young feeling a baby or a non born yet could never top 18 isnt an adult past 22 is liers changed the tules by having to highest gatred of immature drunk teens n took it far that even the government had the evil mind to distroy a real 18 year olds innocent ratched life a todler could baby sit them all you gind on teens are 7 year olds mature by the vaaaastest infinite milstone by the never olding end teenagers are hidden but rainbow crazy girls are the real teens and not lying piss cunts who are fuvking 7 get the fuck over it LIERS
Immature lazy stupid fizzball frachy messy gross headless zapo teenager your the most adorable out of all other age groups
human being who is expected to act like an adult but treated like a child
I am a teenager and I don't like it
Dumb bitches like us who try to act like smart people and think that they are old enough to do 18+ things(which they can't)
They have a crush on girls/boys who never did anything that would help them
Son: Mom, stop telling me to not do 18+ things, I AM OLD ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING WHICH ONLY ADULTS ARE ALLOWED TO DO!!!!!!!
Mom: SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH! You are just a 16 year old teenager!
Son: life is a bitch