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An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky
omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude
The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
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NON EXISTENT, ASS OR TITS ONLY BUDDY
Person 1: "Those bitches are Personality guys"
Person 2: "So they do not exist"
Person 3: "I LIKE FEET"
known from the youtube video uploaded by ian gurrola
abigail: hey guys! my name is ian...
emalisa: and this is my brother adan
all: LMBO (laughing my butt off)
Guys who are into/turned on by feet as the primary physical attribute.
related: foot fetish
There’s boob guys, there’s thigh guys, and then there’s foot guys…
“He told me to wear sandals on our date, I hope he’s not a foot guy.”
A man that loves thick asses on women, and often fantasizes about them
Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!