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Heaven

Costco

person 1:were going to heaven
person 2: you mean costco?

by Buff_Pickle March 14, 2022


Heaven

Heaven She is a wonderful, Gorgous,And a loyal friend u can always count on her and you can tell her anything and she wonโ€™t judge you or tell anybody.Once you look in her eyes you wonโ€™t want to look always she the best/amazing person youโ€™ll ever meet!

I love you heaven! From Meela

by MilaYork.Yo December 22, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heaven

a girl that is the definition of perfect , they are usually very shy but after a while they tend to open up to you , they have the most amazing personality ever and they always show it , theyโ€™re beautiful in every sense of the word and make every other girl look like trash , they love long nice talks and love to watch any paranormal type of movies or tv shows , heaven is an amazing person and the amount of love they can dish out rules out everyone else , theyโ€™re always there to make you smile and just their presence can completely turn your mood around , in all , heaven is perfect and deserves the entire world and more , and iโ€™m happy that i get to call one mine < 3 .

Guy 1: dude did you see heaven ? they look really pretty today

Guy 2: theyโ€™re pretty every day , they deserve the world

by another_idiotic_skater November 21, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heaven

Heaven in a place that members of religions such as Christianity believe we go when we die if we follow their religion.

Heaven is suppose to be a place where happiness is eternal and it is perfect. However, no matter how great a place is, no matter how nice and happy everyone is, there is bound to be one bastard there that pisses you off, even if they are trying to be nice. You know the type, the really annoying type that follows you and won't leave you alone.

If you can't be away from the person, heaven isn't perfect because he pisses you off. If he can't be with you, he gets upset and heaven isn't perfect. I conclude that heaven must therefore be a state of mind where we are happy due to our inside only and we are unresponsive to the outside.

Heaven, I conclude is a cell where we are drugged up to give us a false feeling of happiness. Eternal happiness with no thought or any other feeling. Happiness can only be appreciated in comparison to other emotions. Without saddness, there is no happiness. Just as there is no good without evil.

I proclaim that heaven is us in the void of non-existence with no emotion.

If you think that makes no sense (Which I admit it doesn't.) Think about the websites that consider this proof that god exists.
"If God doesn't exist then we can never know what is good just because there is no ultimate good to be known."

by Real Gangsta in da House July 16, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heaven

I don't know what these other people are talking about, Heaven is a mixed drink using sprite, crystal lite, and your choice of vodka or rum.

Please note: Heaven gets you fucked up. Consume wisely, since it tastes like punch with a kick. After all, that's pretty much exactly what this shit is.

by Jack o' Hearts May 29, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heaven

A place between girls's legs.

Er... Search google or else for examples or pics of a man's heaven. xD

by HJJIPpls December 28, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Heaven

a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up

about as plausible as candyland

cathlic priest: heaven is a little boy

by fenry July 4, 2006

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